1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
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2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.
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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.
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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.
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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.
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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?
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9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?
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10 . HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable
Sunday, December 14, 2008
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
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1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
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1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
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Junior
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
Women!!
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.
The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Junior said
"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
Women!!
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.
The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Junior said
"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...
Marvelous answer
Marvelous answer
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....
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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....
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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".
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